ErinWithaG

These are discoveries that I feel are either lovely and delightful and funny, or they are things I think are complete riff raff.

Anyhoo, thanks for stopping by.

ryan and guerrin review the radio city christmas spectacular through gchat.

  • guerrin.gardner: how bout all that jesus last night?
  • ryanfeyk: I dont know about you, but it filled me up with christlove
  • guerrin.gadner: i wasn't convinced until the blinding angel star really lit up
  • ryanfeyk: I didnt mind it, I just didnt know why they weren't tap dancing
  • guerrin.gardner: no kidding. and um, we can explode fireworks in the toy maker scene but not for the birth of our lord and savior?
  • ryanfeyk: and it creeped me out that those unsupervised children were spending christmas by themselves reading the bibile
  • bible even
  • guerrin.gardner: i realize patrick was probably a very short 20 year old playing a 14 year old, but where were the parents?
  • that depressed me
  • ryanfeyk: divorced probably
  • thats why he was so cynical
  • guerrin.gardner: he hated everything
  • ryanfeyk: until he went to the north pole and almost got devoured by the Rockettes
  • guerrin.gardner: until he flew!!!!
  • ryanfeyk: oh, and I dont know if this was just me
  • but I had kind of a weird reaction with all the lady reindeer in the beginning
  • ok, they're reindeer, fine
  • but then santa shows up and starts harnessing them to the sleigh
  • like "Pull my sleigh now, bitches!"
  • guerrin.gardner: yeah totally. and i dont know who santa was fooling- those were the ROCKETTES in santa costumes, ok?
  • ryanfeyk: pfft
  • I seriously almost said something
  • although
  • the rockettes dressed as toy soldiers...
  • guerrin.gardner: i liked when that usher(?) person started getting all aretha during the jesus part and singing, "hes our savior, hes our savior"
  • ryanfeyk: I dont know, it confused me in a good way
  • guerrin.gardner: with mariah hands
  • ryanfeyk: yeah! the black guy!
  • thats why they hired him
  • guerrin.gardner: "we need a black guy to go to town in this part"
  • ryanfeyk: its a recent addition
  • it didnt really fly in the 50's
  • guerrin.gardner: no it did not.
  • but he was an usher, so maybe...
  • i didnt notice any asians in that show
  • i guess we're not there yet. baby steps.
  • ryanfeyk: I dont know, we were pretty far away
  • oh, there we asians!
  • the chinese pandas
  • there were, even
  • guerrin.gardner: ohhhhhh yeah
  • my bad
  • ryanfeyk: they bowed and kicked
  • like asian people like to do
  • guerrin.gardner: and wore little straw worker hats
  • and kimonos
  • ryanfeyk: I cringed a little bit
  • but kept positive
  • guerrin.gardner: i did a lot of cringing and keeping positive
  • ryanfeyk: hahaha
  • guerrin.gardner: except for when the rocketes were on the tour bus and the screen was moving. i had to really focus on my vodka soda
  • car sick
  • ryanfeyk: yeah that was just really long
  • guerrin.gardner: they went down every god damn street in new york
  • ryanfeyk: like I give a shit about this place
  • guerrin.gardner: and apparently new york is real, real curvy and loopy
  • i liked when we hit times square in the 3d part and saw all the ads that matched up to the ads in the lobby!
  • ryanfeyk: Capital One and Christmas go hand in hand
  • guerrin.gardner: "you get to put your logo on 3 wreathes in the lobby, get exposure in the animated 3d section, a 4x6 ad in our program and 6 VIP tickets for you and yours"
  • ryanfeyk: I was so happy to get a beer
  • but then my friend Andrew got a hot cocoa
  • and I felt like a scumbag
  • guerrin.gardner: after or before?
  • ryanfeyk: well, I felt like he believes in christmas more than I did
  • guerrin.gardner: probably
  • ryanfeyk: I looked like I was at a baseball game
  • guerrin.gardner: he most likely knew about the jesus part ahead of time
  • whatever, i saw some dude with a soft pretzel
  • honestly, i think even jesus was rolling his eyes during that part
  • i did like the real camels and donkey
  • ryanfeyk: tiffany wants a mule now
  • where am I going to get a freaking mule
  • guerrin.gardner: easy: jaspers mule emporium
  • ryanfeyk: yes, but surely the savings he promises have to be some kind of scam
  • guerrin.gardner: i dont know. times are tough. i think he's a part of the cash for clunkers deal.
  • ryanfeyk: well, I do have an old, sick mule
  • I was thinking about just putting him out in the yard and letting the ants have him
  • guerrin.gardner: no man, you could probably get like 15 bucks for it
  • ryanfeyk: I'm really ready to be out of this freaking office

Rose Surnow’s newest comedy vid- I get to fight!

I lose, but whatever.

Maybe we're not so different, after all.

The other day I saw this fat kid in Brooklyn try and squeeze through the subway turnstyle and get stuck. His friend kept pushing on his butt as he kicked his little legs.

As I left them to their struggle,  I felt comfort in knowing that no matter who we are, what language we speak, or what religion we practice, seeing a jackass little lardo get stuck in an awkward position is universally funny. And that’s comforting.

fresh pair of bensimon kicks for upcoming paris trip!

fresh pair of bensimon kicks for upcoming paris trip!

pretty.

pretty.

Ryland- awesome bff and composer of Sandy and Charlie- and his band Cobra Starship have hit #5 on itunes with their song, “Good Girls Go Bad”! Woo hoo!
Sandy and Charlie Performing in the Hot! Festival on July, 30, 31 and August 1st. www.hotfestival.org for tickets
Our last run sold out, so get tickets early!!
oh! Follow Sandy and Charlie at www.twitter.com/SandyandCharlie
Yipppppieeeee Skipppppyyyyy!!!!!

Sandy and Charlie Performing in the Hot! Festival on July, 30, 31 and August 1st. www.hotfestival.org for tickets

Our last run sold out, so get tickets early!!

oh! Follow Sandy and Charlie at www.twitter.com/SandyandCharlie

Yipppppieeeee Skipppppyyyyy!!!!!

cyber dancing.

  • Joshua: GG
  • me: hiya!
  • Joshua: Hey GG- what are you doing?
  • me: working- about to leave! woo hoo! what are you doing?
  • Joshua: Shit yes!!!! I am just doing some crap work. Following up on shiiiiit. That sort of thing.
  • me: i am doing that move with my arms where i extend them out and them pull them back towards me in a circular manner while moving the rest of my body in an alternating fashion
  • Joshua: I am doing that move where you put your hands on your knees. And you move them back and forth. And it looks like real crazy and stuff.
  • me: i am now doing the move where you put your hands in the air.
  • funnily enough, i dont care.
  • Joshua: I am doing the move where I... well I am doing a backflip off of a tall dude's shoulders.
  • me: ok i gotta go get blonder at the parlor.
My brother Gage was Prom King!
The last time *I* was featured in the Quincy newspaper it was right next to the headline of the dog fight in the Wal-Mart parking lot. True story.

My brother Gage was Prom King!

The last time *I* was featured in the Quincy newspaper it was right next to the headline of the dog fight in the Wal-Mart parking lot. True story.

Didn't we almost have it all?

  • ryanfeyk: Thank you so much for doing that legwork
  • me: hey no sweat!
  • ryanfeyk: I owe you a cookie basket
  • me: im just excited about actually filming this thing
  • ryanfeyk: or a cookie puss from Carvel
  • me: what did you call me?
  • ryanfeyk: no, you got it all wrong
  • me: no YOU got it all wrong. jesus richard, all i ask for is 10 minutes of peace and quiet when i get home. without you railing into me
  • ryanfeyk: Ok, Ok, can we just please hit the rewind button?
  • me: that was our deal. i go to work, you take care of the cat.
  • ryanfeyk: can I just ask for...ohh the cat
  • god forbid
  • me: i actually think id rather hit pause.
  • i already got scolded by my boss for messing up the winchester report venn diagram, and then i step in here, the litter box is full- and you're pontificating in my face about GOD knows what.
  • me: frankly richard, im not really interested in hearing about the cat's mysterious belly dreadlock, or what antics happened on the view. (freezer slam) and CHRIST- you couldn't even pick up the GD ice cream sandwiches!
  • ryanfeyk: You said MAYBE get ice cream sandwiches IF they're in the same place as the frozen peas! if not then to not worry about it
  • me: my god you have an active imagination today.
  • did you pay the con ed bill?
  • ryanfeyk: con ed? but its not due until...oh...well, they must have changed the due date
  • since last time
  • me: im having an affair with Neville.
  • ryanfeyk: Fuck you.
  • me: what did you expect? i mean you're in your mothers house dress.

If you are in NYC, come see my show! Buy tix at toomuchery.com!


If you are in NYC, come see my show! Buy tix at toomuchery.com!

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I am in love with Kate Spade’s “Things We Love”
go to this link:
http://www.katespade.info/
and then click on (wait for it…) “Things We Love”.
It’s the inspiration board of the future.

I am in love with Kate Spade’s “Things We Love”

go to this link:

http://www.katespade.info/

and then click on (wait for it…) “Things We Love”.

It’s the inspiration board of the future.